November 2011
Anonymous asked: i check ur tumblr everyday
I wonder if anyone checks my tumblr daily.
shuhnuhn:
And all my followers are thinking to themselves..
Put a ♥ in my ask if you would date me.
kallen-chu:
thunder-b0lt:
Oh gawd
October 2011
Happy Birthday
to my bffl Nava.
Capricousteens.tumblr.com
She said no long distance, and i understand.
She said that distance is the one thing we cannot change.
Why do such boundaries exist?
Just a reminder: Slut-shaming isn't okay, even on...
Anonymous asked: how far away does he or she live?
Queer Muslims: list of resources compiled by... →
queermuslims:
Resources/ Social support groups for LGBTQ Muslims
Source: the website of the Safra project based in the UK. The full list (which also includes resources not solely targeted at Muslims can be found by clicking here.) However, below is a list of the resources specifically targeted to…
How old is this blogger? →
queercakes:
rhubarbrastreisand:
notsocerebral:
uctdgirl:
sherlockcat:
martinsbrolly:
The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://martinsbrolly.tumblr.com is written by someone13-17 years old.
Yep.
Heehee it said I was 13-17 years old too. Not even close.
Wow, it says I’m 37-50 years old. Should I be insulted or flattered? (I’m 23)
“The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://notsocerebral.tumblr.com is...
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
most-awkward-moments:
A Dell.
Click here if you’re awkward!
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
Please ask as many as you want anon or not. I need distraction right now
I got snowed in on the shabbaton
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
MESSAGE ME A NUMBER (DIRTY VERSION) →
allnightnoise:
List 5 turn ons.
Describe first sexual experience.
Virgin or not? If not what was it like?
Longest relationship?
List 5 turn offs.
Sexual orientation.
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Any fetishes? If so what are they?
Shortest relationship?
Describe best sexual experience.
Describe worst sexual experience.
What body type do you prefer your partner to have?
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queer-kid asked: is she younger or older than you?
queer-kid asked: who do u like?
I like someone
And I know they like me too but they live far away and I’m afraid they won’t want long distance. Advice?
